Avocado gang LP is a subsidiary of GKJ Capital Management LLC. (Biggest Company in the world). Our company's expertise spans across all industries, including but not limited to: film production, culinary arts, avocado farming, and more. As of 2023, our firm has generated over $890,000,000 in net profits.
Our team consists of over 560,000 employees (1% of GKJ total employees) worldwide. We employ a diverse group of individuals (sub 70 IQ), and we are proud to say that we have a 0.10% retention rate.
Here a quick summary of our financials.
| Category | Revenue | Expenses | Net Income |
|---|---|---|---|
| Avocado Sales | $189,992,129 | $45.47 | $189,992,083.53 |
| Movie Production | $40,000 | $290,000,000 | -$289,960,000 |
|
Culinary arts
(Desmonds eating expenses) |
$0 | $776,992,215 | -$776,992,215 |
| Cryptocurrency Investments | $1,766,960,131.47 | $0 | $1,766,960,131.47 |
|
Total
(The CEO did not launder money (he did)) |
$1,956,992,260.47 | $1,066,992,260.47 | $890,000,000 |
We paid -$345,823 in taxes (reverse taxes ong 😎)
CEO & Founder of Avocado Gang LP.
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