About Avocado Gang LP.
Who are We?
Avocado gang LP is a subsidiary of GKJ Capital Management LLC. (Biggest Company in the world). Our company's expertise spans across all industries, including but not limited to: film production, culinary arts, avocado farming, and more. As of 2023, our firm has generated over $890,000,000 in net profits.
Our Team
Our team consists of over 560,000 employees (1% of GKJ total employees) worldwide. We employ a diverse group of individuals (sub 70 IQ), and we are proud to say that we have a 0.10% retention rate.
Financials
Here a quick summary of our financials.
| Category | Revenue | Expenses | Net Income |
|---|---|---|---|
| Avocado Sales | $189,992,129 | $45.47 | $189,992,083.53 |
| Movie Production | $40,000 | $290,000,000 | -$289,960,000 |
|
Culinary arts
(Desmonds eating expenses) |
$0 | $776,992,215 | -$776,992,215 |
| Cryptocurrency Investments | $1,766,960,131.47 | $0 | $1,766,960,131.47 |
|
Total
(The CEO did not launder money (he did)) |
$1,956,992,260.47 | $1,066,992,260.47 | $890,000,000 |
We paid -$345,823 in taxes (reverse taxes ong 😎)
Desmond Elliot Ho, Ph.D
CEO, CFO, CTO, A&W, ABC, BBC
CEO & Founder of Avocado Gang LP.
Andrew Phuoc Nguoc Nguyen (Pho)
Lead Business Systems Analyst (Pho)
Pho
Kobe Elliot Beef IV
Senior Underwater Ceramic Technician III (Dishwasher)
Kobe Elliot Beef IV has recently been promoted to a UCT III, congrats!
Eric "Honda Civic SI V6 Electric" Diep
Tiktok Systems Integration Analyst
Eric is a very fit man, very good cardio, does not talk about cars ever (Full time kirmac)
Matthew Hung (Hung)
SWE Intern (Unpaid still)
Automotive Transport Coordinator (Uber Driver Analyst)
Vinson (Emo) Zoo
Senior janitorial Specialist
BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU!!!
Matthew Quinoa
Lead Athletics Coach of Internal Affairs
Jolibee
Nathan Elliot Young
Faculty of Organic Mathematics
Math, is love, math is life.
